Good to Know...

Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it allof my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. Myinconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about howclumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my newwhite blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, andto my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact,the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told methat the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorneycalled and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in thedisappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being amurder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.